A man addicted to the Fairmont hotel chain. They are pretentious; they pronounce it as 'fa-mohn.' They wear slippers gifted from the Fairmont religiously, to the point at which they are disintegrating from the stench coming from them. The bathrobes and towels they use, stolen from the Fairmont, are yellowing in a disgusting way. They compare every hotel to the Fairmont, and can only sleep on the plush sheets of a Fairmont bed. This addiction is dangerous... and must be stopped.
by Cactusfan101 March 26, 2022