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When you become tagged as "It" in the town of Fairhope, Alabama, by church bullies, quarter-back sized drug addicts, con-artists whom become police confidential informants, and the local coke- and crack-whores at certain places --- you start hanging in the local bars with a bunch of people whom must have never talked to a truly intelligent woman in their lives -- because mostly they only understand the power of their Civil War connections, "whiskey dicks" -- and vodka, weed and speed. Back-door deals, child-stalkers, sexual predators, drug addicts, psychotic-drug-addicted nannies and hospital employees and rich folks' bored kids whom commit random and targeted acts of vandalism. A vast wasteland of unused "best and brightest" that are "slave labor" to the incompetent judges, politicians and other "officials." A total joke!
When I moved to "Fairhopeless," Alabama, in 2003, I thought I had found a little slice of Paradise -- a nirvana -- the church bully and other assorted bitches and gripers soon made it clear that they thought they ruled the roost. As fat, unattractive, loud and evil as most of them were, I would say they would have covered 2 to 3 roosts per their fat bottoms.
fairhopeless by Utopia03 September 20, 2013

Fairhope 

when you've done everything you can do in one town, and everything's old and boring.

oh, and the park is pretty much where you live.
and meet up.
and do anything.

"so, what's up man"

"ah nothing, just fairhope'in around"
Fairhope by mr.bush. August 9, 2008
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fairhope 

chill small town in south AL. home of a ton of marijuana and old people. good place to just go and chill out
hey its been a rough week, im gonna go toke in fairhope for the weekend
fairhope by yowhatupwitcha July 14, 2010

Fairhope, AL 

A utopia 14 miles South East of Mobile. HOME OF BLIND COPS.

Druggies- half population
Old people- half population
Ignorant fucks- full population

Near the lovely wooden park you will find the white emo kids who are so not sTr@iGht 3dg3! Matter of fact, they'll brag about how they were so high that they bit their lip while trying to bight a pepperoni last night.

If you aren't emo, you aren't worthy. In Fairhope, Alabama, there are no hipsters, metal heads, no cybergoths, no goths, no "screamolester" (property of yourscenesucks). Looking for Nintendocore? See Silverhill, AL.

Basically, you're either "preppy" or "emo/scene", more likely to be emo/scene because everyone in Fairhope is "s0 different" by being the exact same. Whether or not your emo or prep, you are a pot head.

You WILL "fall in love" in Fairhope. If you don't fall in love with someone you went to school with, who is the opposite gender, you're a sinner. You make Satan's baybeez.
Fairhope, AL is full of angels :))))))))))

#loljk
Fairhope, AL by FrynoRhino February 23, 2011

fairhope 

pretty much the most boring town EVER.
everyone pretty much lives off of gene's beans & abner's, well, until it burned down and all. home to a bunch of retired old people & druggies.
i dunno, i might as well go to downtown fairhope since there's absolutly nothing better to do.
fairhope by fairhopeSUCKS. May 13, 2011

fairhope 

A small town in lower Alabama full of people who think they rule the world, a bunch of old farts, and a handful of cosplayers. A popular destination to go to when visiting Fairhope would be Mr. Gene's Beans, a small ice cream shop in the downtown region. This city is referred to by some people as "Fairhopeless". When you head out of the downtown area, you will be seeing only cow pastures and fields full of cotton or corn. After heading out of the city, you'll come upon a town by the name of Daphne, a larger city will much more black people and a little less friendly.
"hey you wanna go downtown Fairhope?"
"no way, last time some cosplayers ran in the street and an old fart tried to hit me with his cane!"
fairhope by a woeful resident February 3, 2013

Fairhope 

A small town alabama with nothing to but smoke pot and drink
Preppy kid: ”I hate living in Fairhope. There’s nothing to do.”
Stoner: “we got dank ass weed tho”
Fairhope by Myliverisbroke September 28, 2017