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Noun, A dead beat father of four or more illegitimate children that is consistently making promises and not delivering. A constant let down.
Frank: I see your son's still at the end of the drive way.
Jill: Yea, his Failther is about five hours late, I doubt he'll show
by Evilwaze January 28, 2011

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