Failther 

Noun, A dead beat father of four or more illegitimate children that is consistently making promises and not delivering. A constant let down.

Frank: I see your son's still at the end of the drive way.
Jill: Yea, his Failther is about five hours late, I doubt he'll show

Failther by Evilwaze February 18, 2011

Failternet

When your internet is so much of an epic fail, that it can only be described as failternet.
Usually used when your internet connection stops working frequently.

The word was first coined by Rakey.

Kelsey: Why did you leave us on Skype?
Rachel: Bah. Sorry, failternet!

Failternet by StillGoldenHeart July 24, 2009

Idolic Failtuery 

When one person holds another person so dear to them, and virtually worships them. Would probably kill for them-
however they are to blind sighted or refuse to observe the other person could give a shit less about them.
Applies to all sexual orientations.

One: "Oh-h, look what I made for Susy today! I hope she'll love it...she will love it right? Oh god maybe I should buy something to. That way maybe when I wave at her in the hallway she'll actually look at me!"
Two: " You my friend are full of Idolic Failtuery."

Idolic Failtuery by Hakii January 22, 2009

Faither 

1. A person who has faith
2. A person who studies Faithology
3. A person who believes

1. A person that practices the systematic and scientific beliefs of Faithology
2. Someone who uses science to create faith
3. The person who engages in Faithology

Faither by Victor Darnell Hadnot October 24, 2003

Faither 

Fans of sporting teams that “keep the faith” even when playing poorly. Faithers are at the summit when it comes to being fans - honest yet faithful, never hatters, only Faithers

Faithers are the ultimate supporters

Faither by Chris Tianity April 12, 2019

faitherooski 

A very rare creature commonly found in Runescape, known to make people feel happy and giggly while they are around, although no one has found one for longer than 5 minutes, as they are very timid creatures.

Person A: 0mfg a faitherooski
Person B: FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU i threw pokeball too late

faitherooski by bensanomfg July 30, 2009

Faithers, alt. (Faither) 

1. People who have left Mother Earth and gone to colonize distant worlds
2. The name for Christians in the future
3. One who has faith in God Almighty

A group of people who have gone and colonized a distant world and who also believe in Jesus Christ.

Faithers, alt. (Faither) by Victor Darnell Hadnot...author of Behold the Face October 23, 2003