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1. Failsturbation
The act of falling asleep or passing out while masturbating.
George is the king of failsturbation...he is always passing out jerking his dong.
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by kel80mak September 30, 2011 add a video add an image
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2. Failsturbation
The act of flogging one's penis in an ineffectual attempt to achieve arousal and/or climax. Typical attempts last 2-3 hours. Epic attempts can last several days.
Rich failsturbated so hard he irreparably damaged his dojj. What a failsturbation!?!?!
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by TrickyTraegs April 23, 2011 add a video add an image
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