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Failometer 

1. A method of measuring how badly any person, action or object failed. Ranging from 1-10 (or higher if the person failed horribly).

2. A device used to measure the caliber of a fail.
Scenario 1:
Person A: I sat on a chair and broke it.
Person B: That sucks, but it's only a 6.5 on a failometer.


Scenario 2:
Person A: The movie 300 was historically accurate!
Person B: Anyone have an industrial strength failometer? Mine exploded after reading that.
Failometer by Nona Suomy September 25, 2008
Related Words

failsomeness 

This word is total failsomeness.
failsomeness by 0sm0sis April 25, 2009

failnomenon 

A term describing a person, event or thing with no redeeming qualities that still manages to become really famous or popular (usually for no good reason at all). Derived from combining the words "fail" and "phenomenon."
Girl: "I'm going to watch the new Madea tonight!! Wanna come?"
Guy: "I'd rather gouge my eyes out than support the Tyler Perry failnomenon. No thanks."

Everyone thought Obama was gonna bring hope, but he turned out to be the biggest failnomenon since the Backstreet Boys.
failnomenon by ChinchillaChenel September 11, 2009

faidsomeaning 

free apples if did some of my everything and not idiotic nerves greeny
Joe: I have a new word.
John: What is it?
Joe: It’s faidsomeaning.
John: It’s not really an actual word.
Joe: I know, but it stands for “free apples if did some of my everything and not idiotic nerves greeny”.
John: Okay, some of the part doesn’t make any sense…
Joe: Yeah, it basically doesn’t make sense at all but this is what you’ll get…
John: …
Joe: Uh John, are you okay?
John: …
Joe: Umm, okay???
faidsomeaning by KB_2024 January 11, 2024

Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.
Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.
Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026
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A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026