1) the act of not doing something correctly; screwing up

2) a person that fails a lot
1) wow way to fail at such a simple task

2) stef you are a fail
by badkarma090 January 19, 2009
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Fail: When a group of retarded noobs at school thing fps games are better on xbox 360 other than computer, but its just because they suck. They also want alienware computers that cost 3000+$ but sadly the only game they play on the computer is Miniclip and runescape
fAGrunscape232: Oh man dude!!!@!@!@!11!! dID yoU SeE ME CalL that GuY On RunesCape A NOOB? LOL
Normal Kid: Dude, why are you saying lol in real life? Your such a failure.



Kid: I own halo 3 dude i bet i can kick your bosom
Teh_better_kid: dude dual analog fps is for noobs, go get some skills and go install cs.
Kid: Mheheemheeeeeeee i bet i can own you in any game
Kid downloads css
Kid: SO umm SO IS THERE ANY BAZZOOOKAZ IN DIS GAME? Aww man, what about a BRLAASTER LAZORS PISHTOLL?
Teh_better_kid: Stfu and lets get owned.
5 minutes later
Better kid--42-0 Kid 0-42




Spoiled little bitch kid: Dude im getting an alienware for christmas, jelous? (starts rubbing it in like a fagget)
Kid:I dont care, I already have custom computer, so what games are you planning on getting?
Spoiled little bitch kid: umm i play runescape and miniclip
Kid: O.O your such a fag (walks away)
by xLotus November 4, 2008
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To completely blow an opportuntiy and look like a jackass doing it.
Jeez. This Star Wars New Game Experience sucks. Whatever developer pushed this forward is full of fail.
by !stugots! June 13, 2008
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stevie123> OK, I pressed alt f4 like you said, but my internet crashed
pwnX0r666> lol n00b pwn3d. u FAIL !!!
by George McBob September 8, 2009
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A frivolous word used to emphasize a predisposed incident, resulting in displeasure and usually nonchalant humor poorly portrayed by nearby companions.
*headsho-"HUMILIATION!"

Player:"EPIC FAIL, NOOB!"

Cortez1337:"stfu"

.........

Cortez1337:"noob"

by mojojojo's8=>~~~ April 10, 2009
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The real slang fail actually comes from party foul. It is commonly used when something goes wrong or does not fit the atmosphere of the situation. "Party Foul" is basically now being replaced by "FAIL" (Search Party Foul).
if someone spills beer -- "FAIL"
if someone breaks something -- "FAIL"
if someone embarrasses themselves -- "FAIL"
if someone does anything wrong -- "FAIL"
by fay-le April 14, 2009
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a congratulatory motion combining a knuckle-touch and a hi-5; one person holds out their hand in a motion as if they are giving a hi-5 while the other punches the palm of their hand
*Person A raises hand to give hi-5*
Person A: "Great Job!"
*Person B punches person A's palm*
Person B: "Hey, thanks man!"
*they have completed a 'fail'"
by LainoBottis May 2, 2009
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