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Fallmanize 

1.) To methodically go through and strip from a file every possible unnecessary, redundant or irrelevant piece of paper, with the intention of minimizing storage space required by that file. This may include the cutting or tearing off of of portions of a piece of paper that do not contain any relevant information for the file it is contained in.

The benefit of Fallmanizing a file is that the bulk of a file is reduced, and essential documents are preserved and easy to locate.

The feared consequence of such an action would be that potentially important documents might be inadvertently discarded.

Fallmanizing can also be the manifestation of someone suffering from Papyrophobia or Vacansopapurosophobia, irrationally fearing the accumulation of unnecessary papers and documents.

A critical reason individuals should keep copies of their own important documents rather than relying on others to maintain their paperwork in files they have no control over.

This term has also been used by Conspiracy Theorists to refer the unauthorized alteration of human DNA in abductees by extra-terrestrials.
I can't find that paper, I hope it wasn't Fallmanized before it went to storage.

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Those who view themselves as unfortunate victims of alien abductions may find consolation in the alternate view that the Fallmanziation of their DNA may not simply be malevolent interference; but acts perpetrated with true Universal altruism. Perhaps their DNA has only been Fallmanized for storage in an ark of sorts, to save us from what irreparable harm we might inflict upon ourselves once the cat is out of the box and we see what our childish curiosity might have done to it.
Fallmanize by c. mcbryde October 23, 2010
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Fahman's are a type of alfa male, that are said to have powers unlike any other. You always bow or kneel before a Fahman, as they are seen as super human
I saw a Fahman today, I bowed before him.
Fahman by anonymous October 23, 2020
This is a unique male name derived from the Malay word 'fahaman' meaning understanding. Men with such names are often fruity but not gay, with an innocent essence. They are emotionally perceptive and give wonderful bear-like hugs.
ive had an awful day, i wish I had a Fahman to talk to
Fahman by katydontscreamingcrying October 31, 2022

tobuscus fallman 

ohhh tobuscus fallman is a sexy ass boy
tobuscus fallman by sukkdicc April 14, 2018
Adjective - used to emphasise one's sentence or the gravity of a situation, usually accompanied by a short sigh.

derived from the term "far out", mostly used by people of a tropical ethnicity
eg. Fahman, this test is too hard.
fahman by icebankmiceelf June 10, 2010

Alfred Fällman 

Alfred Fällman is the type of person that just everyone loves. He is easy to be around! He is very charming but can also be very persuasive.

His humor is ok. He can be a little bit scary but he would never do something on purpose to hurt someone. He’s very funny and care a lot about his friends. He also have a lot of friends because everyone just likes him, it’s he’s aura.

Everyone should have a Alfred Fällman in his life.
Guy 1 “oh here comes Affe”
Guy 2 “oh Alfred Fällman is so chill”

Affe “ey yo whattup bro”
Alfred Fällman by Hollson August 31, 2020