A tree that sprouts faggots, usually in bright colors. Most often the budding faggots sport clean grip tape and socks.
Every morning little Sammy wakes to water his faggot tree with fresh semen.
by Stoffield Cas September 11, 2006
Internet slang for "Faggotry"
"What is this faggot tree?"
by OutLoL October 08, 2007
A gay love child that is created when one man plants his seed in another man's fertile asshole.

Once the sperm hits the colon, the seed begins to grow into a sapling. There is then a 4 hour rectal-gestation period. Soon after the rectal-gestation period, the sapling roots itself onto a piece of fecal matter. Nature takes it's course; the man shits out the Faggot Tree, which is half semen and half shit, and proceeds to nurture it, send it off to grad school, and years later, invite it back to live in his basement after it inevitably fails it's ill-conceived course of life.
Troy: "Hey, Todd, hows the Faggot Tree?"

Todd: "Ha ha, very funn...wait, what?"
by Michael Cock March 28, 2013

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