Face Paste

Semen; more commonly used when talking about ejaculating on someones face.

"Yeah I just sucked that guys dick."
"I know, you still have some face paste on you."

by Big Zappa August 17, 2009

Face Paste

Facial Products.

"Like, OMG Susan, she uses pounds of face paste, its totally hot."

by KillFace Deadlips January 29, 2009

Paste Face

(V) Getting blown while you take a shit. wiping your ass with everyday household toilet paper. After blowing your load on her face wrap that shit up like paper mache'

cindy insisted on giving me head while I took a shit, so to reward her i gave her the Paste Face.

by Danny InFmS & T.OToole September 8, 2006

I am way past facing reality!

“I am way past facing reality!” Is a statement of clarity beyond clarity. This statement is a counter slap to someone who thinks that they are trying to alert you to the reality of a situation. It’s another way of saying: “Oh, allow me to retort, MOTHERFUCKER!”.

Lover #1 You have to face reality, our relationship is in trouble and we need to talk.

Lover #2 I am way past facing reality! OUR RELATIONSHIP IS OVER!!!!!

by Mind Hunter the Profiler February 23, 2023

Copy-Paste Face

When someone's face is exactly the same in every one of their photos/selfies they have a "copy-paste face". It's as if someone cut out their face from one photo and pasted it in every other photo.

Barb: look at my photos from my vacation in Vegas, Sharon! I had so much fun.
Sharon: *looks at photos* I'm sorry to tell ya, Barb. But you have a copy-paste face. You look exactly the same in every photo!

by Chocolaitchipcookie September 22, 2016