Facedruff

When someone has dry and/or flaky skin on their face, generally around the cheeks and nose.

Facedruff can also refer to individual flakes that have already fallen from the face.

"Dude, you need to sort your facedruff RIGHT NOW."
"I know, but I ran out of exfoliator."
"Dude, that's a bit gay."

Facedruff by Flanny&Frank July 29, 2009

facedrunking 

When one loses a cellular phone at a party, one must do something to communicate with the outside world. (To tell of how drunk one is) They instead decide to use Facebook to make these regrettable choices.

"heu suizy i kmwo i habe a girlfirne but i wnwnaa bang youj!"

Facedrunking at it's finest.

facedrunking by joe joe 22 August 19, 2007

fandruff

Flaky dry skin in stubble, Facial dandruff

I've got really bad fandruff today, I should probably shave

fandruff by mmermmer September 17, 2010

Fandruff

A lady garden with dry skin.

Eugh, doll you've got some heavy fandruff going on. Better get the head n shoulders out!

Fandruff by Silky mitch February 7, 2017

facedrunking 

When you come home totally drunk but instead of passing out like you should you write a bunch of embarrassing sh*t on facebook.

Friend: dude, what the hell was with all those comments you left last night? you told me you loved me

Me: dude, i dont know what youre talkin about, i must have been facedrunking

facedrunking by Classique February 4, 2010

facedrunking 

The act of posting updates on facebook while drunk that one would not post when sober. Similar to drunk texting but out there for the whole world to see.

Just ignore Gabe's rants last night, he was facedrunking

facedrunking by MBwhocares September 8, 2010

FACEDRUNKING 

THE ACT OF FACEBOOKING WHILE DRUNK,ONLY TO DISCOVER NOTHING YOU DID MAKES SENSE"

LISA WAS FACEDRUNKING LAST NIGHT ONLY TO DISCOVER SHE HAD BEEN WRITING ON HER BOSSES TIMELINE

FACEDRUNKING by LEOJ THE GIRAFFE June 5, 2017