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Face like a bucket of smashed crabs

A really fugly munter, a really ugly person, AKA The Elephant Man
Fuck me, I'm not shagging that has a face like a bucket of smashed crabs.
by Fishy Pie October 24, 2003
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A face like a bucket of smashed crabs

A person with a particularly unusual, or aesthetically challenging appearance
His bitter attitude to modelling was possibly due to the fact that he had a face like a bucket of smashed crabs
by jazzyd October 7, 2008
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