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Face beer 

The cheap, putrid swill that beer drinkers subsist on in times of economic hardship. Named for the inevitable facial scowl that accompanies each excruciating sip. Popular amongst seasonal workers in western Canada.
Monty was laid-off a month early this year, so he can't afford to drink that German stuff he usually buys. The poor guy's been stuck drinking face beer all winter.
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Bitter Beer Face 

To make a face after drinking beer, often made by people who are unaccustomed to alcohol.
Kyle made a bitter beer face after taking a sip of Natty Light
Bitter Beer Face by rainman April 15, 2006

beer face 

The condition where a person, usually female, who is normally not considered ugly, attains an uncharacteristic level of ugliness due to the over consumption of beer.
Dude it was sad.. that hottie drank so much Corona that she got beer faced.

beer face by Harris G. December 24, 2007

Bitter beer face 

This is used to decribe a girl who is so ugly the first time you see her a pained and disturbed look will cross your face.

Also a girl who looks like the bitter beer face guy from the old keystone beer ads.
Man! Did you see that bitter beer face over by the pool tabe?
Bitter beer face by jimmyjuicejam January 6, 2005

Facebeer 

Enjoying a beer while having a facetime conversation with a friend on a cellphone.
The other day I had a Facebeer with a friend while we chatted on facetime.
Facebeer by timocello July 28, 2011

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
Word of the Day on August 9, 2026