Face Pas

Messaging a friend on facebook, but someone besides the intended recipient is using the account, causing an embarrassing situation

You: Hey, Devon, remember the ass on that chick you were grinding on the dance floor last night?

Devon: This is Devon's wife. I'm so glad he told me he got stuck working late at the job last night. But since you're on, you might as well come by and pick up all his belongings off the lawn.

/smacks head, what a Face Pas

Face Pas by Gunderson105 March 28, 2010

Face Paste

Semen; more commonly used when talking about ejaculating on someones face.

"Yeah I just sucked that guys dick."
"I know, you still have some face paste on you."

Face Paste by Big Zappa August 17, 2009

Face Paste

Facial Products.

"Like, OMG Susan, she uses pounds of face paste, its totally hot."

Face Paste by KillFace Deadlips January 29, 2009

Face Pasta’d 

Getting so hammered you have no choice but to eat the pasta with your hands by shoving it into your face.

My friend Dylan was so hammered he Face Pasta’d and ruined it for everyone else.

Face Pasta’d by Finesteinburg September 19, 2018

Youth Pastor Face 

A young, usually white male, whose face reminds you of your childhood youth pastor. More specifically, hairless, manicured eye brows, rosy cheeks, tight skin on the face. Loves him some Jesus

I always left-swipe a youth pastor face.

Youth Pastor Face by Tanya Cocoabutter March 13, 2015

pasty face

When someone's face is unattractive.

"Hey, I think Blaze fancies you, do you think she is pretty?"
"Yeah she's buff but her face is pasty " or "She's got a pasty face"

pasty face by Leesoy Wack November 19, 2016

passive-agressive smiley face 

when texting or messaging someone, you put a smiley face at the end of a question so it doesn't seem threatening or nosey.

passive-agressive smiley face: Did you meet any cute girls at the party? :)

passive-agressive smiley face by nonyabusiness28 May 20, 2013