Face Docking
Face Docking by SuperFunTime2000 June 4, 2013
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Face Docking
1. The act of a person or animal vomiting into the mouth or nose of another person or animal, the recipient of which then returns the vomit they just received back into the donor mouth, this cycle usually continues until someone is sexually gratified.
A varient of this exists that uses fecal matter in exactly the same way.
A varient of this exists that uses fecal matter in exactly the same way.
"Hey, man, did you see how Sevac's mom face docked with his dad last night, it was wicked sick dog, I threw up myself." Face Docking is a sexual practice.
Face Docking by Zeure April 13, 2010
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Facecocking
The unnecessary use of social media when a private message is more appropriate - usually with the intent of indirectly showing off.
An example of Facecocking as written on someone's facebook wall:
"Hey girlfriend - I'm in a cab in New York right now. Meet me outside the club in five minutes."
"Hey dude can I borrow your bike? I'm going to ride across the country tomorrow. It's going to be rad."
"Hey girlfriend - I'm in a cab in New York right now. Meet me outside the club in five minutes."
"Hey dude can I borrow your bike? I'm going to ride across the country tomorrow. It's going to be rad."
Facecocking by Borax500 August 10, 2012
Facemocking
Mocking Facebook Users' posts that are intended to be serious. Usually applied to users who continuously post self-absorbed messages or seek attention or pity.
FB User: Ugh. I'm getting a migraine again.
Facemocking reply: Maybe you should pull yourself away from your computer for 5 minutes.
OR
Facemocking reply: Are you sure it's not vaginitis?
Facemocking reply: Maybe you should pull yourself away from your computer for 5 minutes.
OR
Facemocking reply: Are you sure it's not vaginitis?
Facemocking by Shinebert August 24, 2010
facedicking
facedicking by facedicker December 9, 2008
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Fleg
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.
The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.
The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.
The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.