FWORFing 

The act of simultaneously inhaling, farting, sneezing, exhaling, burping, blinking, shitting, pissing, cumming, twitching, coughing, queefing (if applicable), drooling, yawning, and the feeling of chlorine in your nose. Resulting in spontaneously combusting and disappearing into oblivion. Also referred to as farting and dying.

Please do not use all bodily functions at once.... FWORFing will cause sudden death and may cause the sky to fill up with green shit.

Sincerely,
Your body

FWORFing by Ryden86 September 2, 2011

Forfing 

Slang for Saying you are gonna do something that you never do

Jim: hey Man U wanna go smoke some ganja
Bob: Sure man I will just not right now
Jim: Damn you forfing.

Forfing by YungWilky April 14, 2018

fworking fwork

Colloquil pronouncement of "fucking fuck" used when would like to appear as a Italian-American New York gangster.

"I caught Joey Fingers in bed wit my broad so I olugged the fworking fwork"

fworking fwork by Anonymous July 24, 2003

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012