FWORFing

The act of simultaneously inhaling, farting, sneezing, exhaling, burping, blinking, shitting, pissing, cumming, twitching, coughing, queefing (if applicable), drooling, yawning, and the feeling of chlorine in your nose. Resulting in spontaneously combusting and disappearing into oblivion. Also referred to as farting and dying.

Please do not use all bodily functions at once.... FWORFing will cause sudden death and may cause the sky to fill up with green shit.

Sincerely,
Your body

FWORFing by Ryden86 September 2, 2011

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Forfing

Slang for Saying you are gonna do something that you never do

Jim: hey Man U wanna go smoke some ganja
Bob: Sure man I will just not right now
Jim: Damn you forfing.

Forfing by YungWilky April 14, 2018

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FWORFing • Forfing • fworking fwork

fworking fwork

Colloquil pronouncement of "fucking fuck" used when would like to appear as a Italian-American New York gangster.

"I caught Joey Fingers in bed wit my broad so I olugged the fworking fwork"

fworking fwork by Anonymous July 24, 2003

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

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