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11.
FWM
Stands for "Fuck Why Me".(fuckwhyme.com) It is also a site where people share funny embarrassing stories ending with FWM.
My gf and I were kissing and things started to get hot so I put my hand down her pants and started fingering her. A few seconds later she starts screaming... I just finished eating buffalo wings, and forgot to wash my hands. FWM
by blahhh88 May 06, 2009
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1.
fwm
fuck with me.
Its like saying talk to me or get at me.
Yall I'm now on FB so FWM.
Imma text yu later, so FWM.
by darealdude3 July 07, 2010
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2.
fwm
"Filled With Mirth"

mirth/mərTH/
Noun:
Amusement, esp. as expressed in laughter.

To replace the short hand "LOL" and "haha"
Jim- "Why does the seagull fly over the sea?"

Sally- "IDK, Y?"

Jim-"Because if it flew over the bay it would be called a bagel."

Sally- "FWM!"
by gachzorge February 24, 2012
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3.
fwm
Abbreviation for "Fine with me".
It's fwm if you want to drive home.
by bharatman February 08, 2008
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4.
FWM
Friend(s) With Money/Mugga/Mula
I only go to the mall with my FWM's
by Mugga Man July 27, 2009
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5.
FWM
Disbelief, thinking or knowing someone is lying to you. You better not be lying.
I'll buy your 1970's Pinto for five thousand dollars. You FWM (fuckin wit me).
by Baby Vamp January 29, 2011
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6.
fwm
Flying while Muslim similar to DWB -driving while black
Man fuck this fwm shit -- why you gotta tar the 1.5 billion regular folk just cause some crazy mothafuckers said they muslim and they blew up shit? We aint blame all the italians for the mafia, we aint blame all crime on blacks and hispanics. We don't call crime a 'black problem' like pete king called terrorism a 'muslim' problem.

Nah fuck this fwm - i aint being profiled in my own God damn country!

When someone is Muslim or looks like they could be Muslim (sikhs) and they trying to fly, watch out for the 'random' screening.
by Wmc99rk April 28, 2011
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7.
FWM
fight with mother

when you've just had a major row with your mother over spending too much time not paying attention to her.
mother: "what are you doing in your room all day? can't you do any house work"
daughter: "sorry mother. just a little busy."
mother: "Shout shout shout"

big arguement- FWM

mother: "get ready - going out for dinner NOW!"

will be back soon <3
by housechores.dinner.119 June 16, 2010
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