FWB
Facebooking While Drunk. Doing something socially embarassing on Facebok after drinking too much alcohol.
Geez I so FWB'd last night! I was so drunk last night that I typed how I like gay goat sex in my facebook status update -only to wake up early next morning in sheer horror and erase the log entry.
by tweety24 January 10, 2009
FWB
Fucking Worthless Bastard
Fucked Wrong Blond
Fucking While Blindfolded
Fucked While Broke
Caught receiving benefits from a Friend.
Oops, it was her twin sister!
If you're not careful, FWB could lead to you being robbed blind!
Got laid, and ain't getting paid
by judithanne June 18, 2009
FWB
FUGLY WEAVED BITCH. When someone is a combination of three awful things: A person whos fugly, has the most ugly weave ever, and she's a mega bitch!
"I hate that fwb!"

"She looks like a fwb!"
by dannie thomas June 21, 2007
fwb
Fly White Boy.
(well, only half) A Eurasian friend, who will be there for you, your boytoy. xD,

Do not mistake this as friends with benefits.
fwb: ilu my fjcg
fjcg: me too, my fwb, i'll see you tomorrow,. <3
fwb: i love you more than you love me.
fjcg: BYEEE, ilu. night my fwb. <3
fwb: love you. <3<3
by FlyJapaneseChineseGirl May 19, 2007
fwb
Fucked up White Bitch
The FWB (fucked up white bitch) ate the last twinkie.
Britney is one FWB (fucked up white bitch).
by hialtud May 31, 2007
fwb
FWB stands for Free Will Baptist.
I attend a FWB Church. = I attend a Free Will Baptist Church.
by Ella C. April 17, 2007
FWB
Fucking White Boy. Pronounced (FWAB).
A term used by non-whites to describe mostly people of European descent (although Jews can fall under this definition). Characterized by their inferior pale skin, they have to apply sunblock on their noses when in the sun. They look like some fucked-up mister potato head doll.

Historically, they have been driven by greed and a lust for blood. They have killed and enslaved more people than all other races combined. And they wonder why they are hated so much.

They have a tendency to gather in groups wearing their laundry over their heads. They have the gall calling Arabs "rag-heads" when they themselves are sheet-heads, or rather, shit-heads. FWABs also like to shave their heads to expose more pale skin to the sun. They turn a lobster color when their skin burns and they have the nerve to call Native-Americans "the red man".
Tyrone: Those Fucking White Boys (FWBs, FWABs) are giving back everything they stole from everyone else albeit unwillingly. I bet you they're shittin' in their pants right now.

Jerome: Yeah, their land, their property, their money and their white bitches (Damn those white bitches are skanky! They do shit other non-white girls won't). Soon Fucking White Boys (FWBs, FWABs) will be a minority in America.
by Ashamed to be white March 10, 2009

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