Fat Upper Vaginal Area for females, or FFA-Full Frontal Ass in males. When someone is so fat, it looks as if they have a beachball stuffed in the front of their pants. This condition often keeps the afflicted from seeing their genitals without the aid of a mirror. It is recommended that you avoid any sexual contact whatsoever with anyone suffering from FFA or FUVA. It is not contagious, but very disgusting.
Her FUVA is so out of control.
by Monty April 28, 2004
Get the FUVAmug. Girls here in Onancock, Va like dudes with boats,a landscaping company, and a coke habit. I just moved here and can't get laid. SO I'm toatally FUVA,i'm going to Maryland for some easier chicks
by instantkarmaVA October 14, 2008
Get the FUVAmug. by Pierce Barney November 12, 2007
Get the Fuvamug.