the act of being bothered or annoyed by a complete boner, often represented by frequent head bobbing and pointless chitchat by the so determined boner;
by Timothy Paul Futo July 11, 2004
Dude walking in the Hallway: (Sees a girl) Naya! (Hey girl) Walk faster; your friggen futo weyn is blocking the hallway!!
by somaliweeb March 31, 2018
The act of sexually slapping someone’s dick. Kung Futo is extremely beautiful and feels like your dick is being transferred down a huge whole into heaven
by Fuckyabitches February 21, 2019
Dev-butt Futo*-naik is an attention seeking mythical creature, a pervert, a writer of erotic homosexual fan fictions, a pro player of victim card, a Diva who likes to take it from behind, and who loves to moan at Twitter upon having an orgasm.
by Psycho_Kangana March 15, 2021
a silent fart.
He walked a short distane away from his friends and did a futo, hoping nobody would notice the smell or attribute it to him.
by Jokes'R'Us January 2, 2023
The hardest crew ever known to man. They are so intimidating that even the president dont't dare speak against them. If you're in Black Futos you also HAVE to have a black futo on GTA V.
by ØsmundRublox456 May 8, 2017
Black Futos is the hardest crew ever known to man. They are so intimidating that even the president dont dare speak against them. To be in Black Futos you need to be from Froland and have a black futo on GTA V.
by ØsmundRublox456 May 12, 2017