fail to eject. When a firearm fails to properly eject (for many reasons) a casing. Generally referred to in relation to semi or full auto firearms.
question) why does my kel-tec always fte?
answer) because kel-tec firearms suck the donkey dick.
by TheBlueMeanie January 7, 2009
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FTE is an acronym which means "Full Trucker Effect". It is a common used term on the Bubba the Love Sponge show on Sirius Satellite radio channel 101 (Howard 101). It is from the Johnny Socko song of the same name, played by Bubba before every show.
Hey Ned, this is Juicy Fruit, FTE here!
by BlitzK September 23, 2007
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Full-Time Equivalent
We hired a contractor that was a FTE.
by Debra Orton August 15, 2006
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- For The Ewoks

Simply because Starwars Wins.
Guy one - FTE!!!

Guy two - you mean ftw right?

Guy One - No it means For the ewoks damn it!
by Popper :) September 8, 2010
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Man tells friend something
Friend - "Dude FTE"
by huncamunca2k10 July 26, 2010
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means fuck the damn establishment, but not like rebel-im-going-blow-something-up. its more like when someone says something and you just wish said person would get off their high horse and come down to real world (must also be used in non-caps, CAPS is just too damn established really)
Someone says: Telling lies is bad, it gets me into trouble, sex is bad, you could get AIDS, smoking is bad, you will die.
you say: fte *walk away*
by The Guys Without Funny Namez November 12, 2009
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FTE means For The Eternity. Was created by a facebook group but soon grew to encompass many parts of the web.

The actual meaning, "For The Eternity," is largely unknown. Most people think it means "Full Trucker Effect", "For The Ewoks", "Fail To Eject", and even "Full Time Equivalent." These are wrong.

FTE can be used in any situation FTW would be used.

FTE is often written with 1 - 3 exclamation points after it.
This example contains no sexual innuendos! FTE!!!

I will survive the heat death of the universe! FTE!!! Literally!
by mylifeisaverageonwp April 26, 2011
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