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FOBFA: Fresh Off the Boat From America.

(1) A proud but ridiculously ignorant American that visits or moves to an East Asian country with no intentions of speaking anything except English.

(2) An American living in an East Asian country who refuses to learn anything outside of American culture.
(1) Li: Ni hao ma?(how are you?)

Bob: Sorry, I don't want the teriyaki chicken sample today.

Li: Ah, you such a FOBFA!

(2) Ming Ming: Happy New Year Friend!

Bob: Damn, you need a new calendar. The ball dropped a month ago. Rascal Flats stole the show.

Ming Ming: You numba one FOBFA in all China!
FOBFA by Anarchomusic August 8, 2009
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Think "Perfect Stranger" meets "Coming in America", fobface is said of someone totally unaccustomed to American idioms and American way of life.
My roommate is from Cyprus, we call him fobface because he has no idea of what's going on.
fobface by Class of 1964 February 17, 2003
Someone who is the best at literally everything, especially saving money and mental clarity
AL is a fobag with all of his overtime he could buy something nice
Fobag by Junior4now November 13, 2016

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
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Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026