FMLIG

(Literally "Fuck my life is great.")

Can be used to indicate
a) simultaneous happiness and anxiety, or
b) just great happiness

I'm not writing my term paper that's due tomorrow because a hot BU girl is coming to visit me, and she's already drunk. FMLIG

FMLIG by NMRB December 6, 2009

pre-flight shit 

A mandatory shit you take at the airport, before boarding the plane. Because you don't wanna drop a load in those cramped nasty-ass airplane bathrooms!

Hey Steve, I just took my required pre-flight shit. No way in hell I'm using the bathroom on the plane to drop my load!

pre-flight shit by LonePooper February 1, 2018

fight or flight

A level of stress where you decide whether to face the situation or just walk away.

I was at a meeting and my colleagues blamed me for something I didn't do. Now I'm deciding whether I should fight or flight.

fight or flight by Mattdude April 14, 2015

vomit comet flight 

This is an aircraft ride which induces puking in many passengers.

Gawd, my shoes are a mess after flying the vomit comet flight!

vomit comet flight by I, Wreckerrr November 12, 2020

Fliggdick 

having such a large dick that you feel tired and lethargic all day due to the amount of blood rushing to your member; hung like a horse

Bert: "Whats goin on Fliggdick?"
Fligg: "Just tired brotha, just tired"

Fliggdick by therealone31 March 31, 2017

Flight Rising 

addictive dragon hell where coli never gives you eliminate and has a forum full of memes, Flight Rising has a very friendly and warming community.

Flight rising is also the only reason why you would have a dragon wear pants. It is also the place where people willingly sell the children of their beloved virtual pets.

Flight rising exists.

Flight Rising by Iamthing June 24, 2018

Fuligin 

The color that is darker than black.

"What is the tinct of your own guild?"

"Fuligin," I told him.

Fuligin by TremorChrist April 23, 2006