FMAH

The abbreviated slang word for "Fuck My Ass Hole". Used in the same way FML is, but only when the situation is so bad that it requires you to fuck something much more vulgar than your life.

"I got a 32% on the unit test, FMAH!"

"FMAH this is so booooorring."

"I have to go home with the bungmaster, FMAH."

"I'm on my period, FMAH!"

FMAH by Yipps93 December 10, 2009

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FMAH

FMAH is a shortcut for : Fuck Me Another Hole.

Blogger : " I need a boyfriend. "
Bitch : " Go hang yourself you fucking horse face. "
Blogger : " Hey stop that, people tell me I'm pretty all the time"
Bitch : " ah just FMAH with that dick of yours, would be less painfull than looking at the turd you have instead of a face."

FMAH by Kasseuh August 3, 2009

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fmah

something a girl does

she fmah'd me

fmah by fmahly June 19, 2009

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

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Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area

Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...

Condiment home by Nooneinparticularcapiche? July 18, 2026

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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