FLABOST 

Face Like A Bag Of Slapped Twats.

A description of a person (particularly women) with a look that appears to be of a sour disposition. To look like one has an enormous turd under one's nose.

"I asked her to bend over for me, and she gave me the worst FLABOST I've ever seen!"

FLABOST by Daniel Scott Entwistle November 19, 2007

Flabstinent 

A term referring to someone who has never been fat, or for someone who is trying to diet to remain skinny (someone who is "abstaining" from obesity).

The key to being flabstinent is proper diet, exercise, and frankly, good genes.

Flabstinent by Absolutely Punderful May 27, 2013

Flabotage 

When a plump or hefty person covertly tries to make a skinny friend pack on pounds by arranging multiple food-based social events.

"Mary keeps inviting me out for ice cream. I think she's trying to flabotage me."

Flabotage by Case-Sensitive March 15, 2009

flambosting 

To chill, hang out, or kick it. Used alot in the Bay Area.

Me and my weeples were flambosting when the elroys kicked down the door with a search warrent.

flambosting by Jake Duran January 3, 2006

flabsturbate

Using flab to pleasure yourself more during masturbation.

That guy is so fat, he must flabsturbate constantly.

flabsturbate by PacDwarf June 22, 2011

Flabstacks 

An insult originating in Hull and now spreading across england referring to someone who is either very fat or someone you want to call fat.

"Hello Roan"
"Oh get lost Teal ya flabstacks"

Flabstacks by Harry Smidge April 13, 2010

FLABISTICATED

TO BE FLUSTERED, TO HAVE A CRUSH YET BE CONFUSED ON IT. TO LIKE SOMEONE THAT MAKES YOU VERY HAPPY. SOMETHING NEW AND EXCITING TO FEEL

IM TOTALLY FLABISTICATED OVER THIS CHICK

FLABISTICATED by MR. PUMA July 7, 2011