What you'll hear because
(1) the opponent in your lane is a pro
(2) you are a noob
(3) techies sneaks out from behind
that'll cause you to:
(1) kick the CPU
(2) bang the keyboard
(3) punch the monitor
(4) slap your girlfriend who distracted you
(5) and the least violent method: leave game
leaverpool: techies gone, top and bot care.
<<FIRSTBLOOD!!>>
leaverpool: wtf! zzz -.-
When your opponent strikes at you first, without any provocation from you....Thus, the opponent inflicts the first harm, by which he or she causes you to bleed or be harmed.
The Sheriff's Election has really grown nasty! The cruel comments the Sheriff's deputies stated about the challenger running for the Sheriff's office were unprovoked. The deputies have drawn First Blood, in an effort to keep their Sheriff (Employer) in office.