Ripping everyone off since 2008 with their "fast internet"! How great is it to have "50mbps internet" that never comes?
Jim: Oh hey I have Optimum Online Ultra! I get speeds up to 101mbps! I know it's not possible to make it to 101mbps all the time, but most of the time, I get about 61mbps! What about you, dude?
Tim: Suck it! I have 8mbps! WHAT! Verizon FiOS has the best Internet in the nation!
Jim: I-I think you should just... you know, leave.
Tim: Yeah...
Tim: Suck it! I have 8mbps! WHAT! Verizon FiOS has the best Internet in the nation!
Jim: I-I think you should just... you know, leave.
Tim: Yeah...
by TheAznGeek December 15, 2009
A fun place that opened up during the summer in Massapequa Park a town in Long Island. If you were a kid between the ages of 10 to 17, you were there. Basically it was a way for people to test out Verizon FiOS, a high speed internet connection. A couple of kids from Berner Middle School got banned from the place for leaving a huge pile of bikes on the sidewalk. A lot of the rebellious punks and wiggers hung out there. It lasted the whole summer but it had to close down eventually; it was only supposed to show people what Verizon FiOS can do.
Oh, I'm so bored. I'm too lazy to go on Myspace at home so i'll just go to that Verizon FiOS place in the village and go on there.
by CheezNapkin February 19, 2006
coolest sexiest man alive known for big ass feet, frequent use of sex jokes, and quoting movies no one remembers. very funny, and overall the best dude you will ever meet. he’s also probably got a gross ass mullet, but it’s good on him.
Fio is the hottest man alive
by 8962_dgmbf December 13, 2022
Fuck It Off (abbreviated for text)
When you've had enough of a situation or topic, or are generally unimpressed with something... Express your discontent with a simple, Fuck if Off!
When you've had enough of a situation or topic, or are generally unimpressed with something... Express your discontent with a simple, Fuck if Off!
Work asked me to come in on Saturday! FIO I'm going the pub!
I'm sick of putting all the effort in for everyone else to take the piss and complain! They can do it themselves from now on! FIO
won't be buying my team's new shirt this year, it's ugly as hell! FIO
I'm sick of putting all the effort in for everyone else to take the piss and complain! They can do it themselves from now on! FIO
won't be buying my team's new shirt this year, it's ugly as hell! FIO
by Thurso April 23, 2021