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FINALITY 

REALLY terrible band in Texas; worst vocals ever, will make you claw your ears out. Hott bassist though. Shitty singer and crappy guitarist formed 'Crimsonia' if you can even call that a band.
'Why are my ears bleeding again?'
'Oh, I guess you've heard Finality's new shit.'
'Atleast you got the 'shit' part correct.'
FINALITY by fishyyfaceyyy January 23, 2009
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finality 

"I watched the season finality of So You Think You Can Dance.:
finality by Wyett October 4, 2008

Finality 

When Matko (the Quest “Scheduler”) guru works on a database script for months and he is about to run the final script, he might call it the “Finality Magic ™ “.
Last night I ran the Finality Magic script, and now half of our british customers cancelled their subscriptions. Most probably because I made a mistake in a script, since I am a so called “kkt premium ™ “.
Finality by PetrikMan February 22, 2022

Bliss Of Finality 

That god damn spaceship in Tower Blitz that one of the players won't shut the fuck up about.
John: "When will you spawn Bliss of Finality it is so cool"
Me: Stfu
Bliss Of Finality by Daddy88888 December 16, 2021

Finalitis 

The condition suffered by students during the week of finals. Common symptoms usually include chronic headache, narcolepsy, and cravings for cheap mexican food.
"Joey can't seem to keep his eyes open, those tests must have given him some bad finalitis."
Finalitis by Garexus June 6, 2007

Finalitis 

A disease that eats away your brain at the end of finals week and will not allow you to study for your last day of finals. A disease similar to senioritis, but more advanced
You studying for your last final tonight?
>F*ck no I got finalitis...I'm just gonna wing it tomorrow
Finalitis by Duke_0302 May 6, 2010
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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