Jonah: “FLOTUS is currently procuring a canine for herself. The first dog — or FDOTUS — has been planned for weeks. We simply cannot allow the possibility that your dog will overshadow FDOTUS.”
A unique fashion line created by Masahiro Saito (1958). Saito started FÖTUS in September 1997. Jiro of Glay, Miyavi, and the members of Pierrot loved the FÖTUS line. Most buyers are between 16 and 25, more than half of them female. Mostly Polyester, but cotton and nylon are used, the clothes are unique and many of them are neon coloured.
Person 1- Did you see that Buruzon outfit on FÖTUS?
Person 2- Yea, 'twas awesome :3
Person 1- I'm definitely going to order something from the FÖTUS website^^
A sub species of vampire created when dracula sucked the dick of a monkey infected with aids. The species must now survive by sucking blood from dicks. It is thought that count cockula is the last of this species due to the all gay male population.
Be careful when being offered a blow job for crack at night, you may very well be talking to a fagotus vampirus.