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Jonah: “FLOTUS is currently procuring a canine for herself. The first dog — or FDOTUS — has been planned for weeks. We simply cannot allow the possibility that your dog will overshadow FDOTUS.”

Mike: "You can't just make up acronyms, Jonah."

Jonah: "Somebody has to, Mike!"
fdotus by Camelbaker May 22, 2016
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First Lady Of The United States
Nancy Reagan was the 40th FLOTUS
FLOTUS by WordMeister September 27, 2005
A unique fashion line created by Masahiro Saito (1958). Saito started FÖTUS in September 1997. Jiro of Glay, Miyavi, and the members of Pierrot loved the FÖTUS line. Most buyers are between 16 and 25, more than half of them female. Mostly Polyester, but cotton and nylon are used, the clothes are unique and many of them are neon coloured.
Person 1- Did you see that Buruzon outfit on FÖTUS?
Person 2- Yea, 'twas awesome :3
Person 1- I'm definitely going to order something from the FÖTUS website^^
FÖTUS by lemonwhip March 13, 2009

flotus000 

the coolest person ever
wow i just saw the coolest person EVER
you mean flotus000?
yes!
flotus000 by Bountyhunter21 June 23, 2021

Footussy 

Hot foot with bussy 🥵
-Omg what a hot footussy
-Why thank you I just got it waxed😘
Footussy by franchvaloli March 28, 2022

fagotus vampirus 

A sub species of vampire created when dracula sucked the dick of a monkey infected with aids. The species must now survive by sucking blood from dicks. It is thought that count cockula is the last of this species due to the all gay male population.
Be careful when being offered a blow job for crack at night, you may very well be talking to a fagotus vampirus.
fagotus vampirus by guywhotypeslow December 25, 2009
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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