WHEN YOU HAVE FART WARS OR SEXUAL PLAY, THE SMELL IS VERY STINKY BUT VERY HARD AND CHALLENGING TO COMPITE THIS GAME WILL RUIN YOUR LIFE SO YOU BETTER EAT ALL THE BEANS OR YOUR YOU LOSING SOME MONEY TONIGHT OR MAYBE A #GIRLFRIEND SOME PEOPLE GO IN GROUPS AND PLAY SOME COUPLES PLAY ALONE IN THE ROOM MOSTY DOGGYSTYLE AND THE COUPLES ARE THE ONES THAT WIN BECAUSE THEY PISS TOO LOL, ANYS IF YOU ARE IN A FART OFF GOOD LUCKKKKKK
PERSON ONE: OH SO MF YOU WANNA DO A FART OFF
PERSON TWO : HELL YEAAAAHHHH
PERSON THREE: IGGHHHTTT NIBBA IM RECORDING DIS SHIT
PERSON TWO : HELL YEAAAAHHHH
PERSON THREE: IGGHHHTTT NIBBA IM RECORDING DIS SHIT
by Bigbootyfathoe00 June 8, 2021
A competition between two or more people to see who can do the most farts in a given time period, also taking into account factors such as loudness and smelliness.
My mate and I had a fart off the other day, and I was trying so hard to squeeze them out that I shat myself.
by fartwilly December 9, 2016
those precious moments before your turtle head becomes a man and farts roll off of the log causing the stink to be a lot worse than normal.
by Spankford May 30, 2008
When you feel a fart coming while your sitting down,to avoid gas getting caught between your chair and your anus you get on
the edge of the chair and rip one.
the edge of the chair and rip one.
by William Mark B. May 24, 2007
My head really hurts. It started yesterday when I smashed my head against the ceiling after a fart lift off
by Jose the crack smuggler April 27, 2004