2 definitions by Spankford

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once you start putting cocaine into your body, it just wants to shit. Prior to the shit, you begin to fart off the log, which makes the farts stink especially bad.
"Man this is some great blow! I've already got the coke farts after one line."
by Spankford May 30, 2008

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those precious moments before your turtle head becomes a man and farts roll off of the log causing the stink to be a lot worse than normal.
"Sorry about that one guys. I'm farting off the log."
by Spankford May 30, 2008

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