Tard face 

Usually a face that you use when saying "dur" or "duh". A gesture.

Wow, your tard face is bad.

Tard face by Greg J. Brown October 9, 2008

tard face 

A name for someone who looks retarded.

Whoa that chick was such a tard face - he looked like Special Edd! I think her name was Carey - what a tardo name.

tard face by James D. Farless March 18, 2007

Tard Face 

1. To be so rediculously ugly your face looks like shit. To have rediculously bad breath.

2. To be similar to Amy Winehouse

Alex: You should tap that Andina

Andy: Who the "Tard Face"

Alex: Yea thats all you

Andy: Pssh I wouldn"t touch that with a 10 foot pole

Alex: Yea your right. she wouldn't let you butt nugget

Tard Face by Lunchtime Boyz January 23, 2010

tard face 

Euphemism for fucking somebody very well.

You should've seen her face while I was hosing her-she had tard face. Hey man I fucked her so well she had tard face. Hey darlin..you ready for some tard face?

tard face by Badmofochef October 6, 2013

facetard 

anyone foolish enough to intentionally repeatedly use facebook

Using social networking sites, aka datamining, is patently foolish but only facetards use facebook

facetard by unrecalcitrant November 12, 2010

facetard 

Someone who is addicted to facebook.

Rob is so happy to have completed his 500th quiz this month! He has also just added has 2000th "friend" who is actually a friend of his friend's cousin's niece. Way to go, Facetard!

facetard by zognatoid May 28, 2009

facetard 

someone with a retarded looking face. hence, facetard. can also be used as a verb, as in making someones face completely retarded

dude, tom's such a facetard

I like to facetard random people in photoshop.

facetard by TheRman0 October 6, 2008