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F13
a n00b so extremely n00b that they would believe things that basically anyone with common sense would understand.
If i ever invent a program, I'm going to have it say 'Press F13 to continue'..then all the n00bs will be like...wtf my keyboard only goes up to 12 and go try to buy a new keyboard...
by brad December 07, 2003