Ezra is the biggest dickhead on earth. He ruins multiple peoples life multiple times, has never had anything even close to a relationship, although you may have good laughs and jokes with an Ezra, deep down he aspires to once again, ruin your life. He is always extremely horny and looking for female to pound If you ever come across to an Ezra get your nerf gun and condoms ready because its going to be a messy night!
boyfriend: "oh shit ezras coming get the nerf and condoms ready babe!"
girlfriend: "baby no, i was talking to him, he told me about your question, and no girls do not cum!"
boyfriend: *starts crying* "i was just curious!"
girlfriend: "baby no, i was talking to him, he told me about your question, and no girls do not cum!"
boyfriend: *starts crying* "i was just curious!"
by Daddy Jonson October 14, 2019
Guitar player in the band Leftover Crack, InDK, Choking Victim, Morning Glory. Also, a life long squatter.
by Cop_eyed May 3, 2005
by allrightmate July 11, 2008
The most beautiful girl you will meet. Her name is unique because you don’t hear it very often. When she knows what she wants she gets it. Ezra is a loving human being or will brighten your day. She tends to shut people out sometimes but don’t worry she will always come back. She is stupidly funny and tends to obsess over someone. She is also quite sassy at times but that is just her natural state. So if you are lucky enough to meet an ezra become best friends with her or maybe even her boyfriend but just know that you will not regret being friends with an Ezra
by Oofite loop March 9, 2019
Ezra is a kind, angelic, forgiving, loving, and generous person. She has a few close friends and loves them to death. When first meeting her she can be shy, but once she opens up to you she’s the loudest person ever. She loves to sing and breaks out into song at random times. Ezra is also one of the most beautiful girls you’ll ever come across. She doesn’t agree with anyone when they call her beautiful but she really is. Another personality trait of hers is that she is the most amazing girlfriend ever. If you meet an Ezra and make her yours, don’t hurt her because it’ll be hard to get her back. For anyone that meets an Ezra, don’t them go because you’ll be losing an amazing person <3
“Hey man, Ezra broke up with me..”
“Damn- why?”
“I didn’t spend enough time with her..”
“I told you to be a better boyfriend! Ezra is a special girl and even if she does forgive you, you’ll never get her back.”
“Damn- why?”
“I didn’t spend enough time with her..”
“I told you to be a better boyfriend! Ezra is a special girl and even if she does forgive you, you’ll never get her back.”
by gingerbread<33 March 12, 2021
"Who is talking on the group chat?"
"Ezra"
"Oh go figure. Is he saying something interesting?"
"Probably not, I haven't read it."
"Ezra"
"Oh go figure. Is he saying something interesting?"
"Probably not, I haven't read it."
by espolavirus February 9, 2015