Ezekiel is hard to understand. He loves tennis, ping pong, karate, helping people, taking care of the earth, hiking and acting all tough. His dream is to climb Mount Kilimanjaro. It is impossible to not fall for him. He has that affect on a lot of girls. But the truth is Ezekiel is a down right player that just goes from girl to girl breaking hearts. On the inside he is a terrible, selfish person that cares about no one but himself. He pretends to care about you then just leaves. He has dated three girls already in counting. Overall he just sucks.
by Annika Smith December 12, 2016
by Unknownfademan May 22, 2019
Ezekiel is so clapped 😬
by Nicole0318 September 30, 2021
An Ezekiel is a white boy that is skinnier than coconut fiber and has a giant head that could house millions of people. His forehead also looks like the moon because all of the acne it contains. His haircut isn't much prettier either.
Wow I dont know how that Ezekiel is still standing! I thought his giant head would have crushed his skinny bones already!
by Ezekiel is a skinny fuck March 26, 2019
A guy who likes volunteering for his church and his community. He is very musical and often plays the guitar or the ukulele. He's very Chinese-looking, and is most-likely bilingual. Ezekiel is a know-it-all when it comes to music, politics, and movies. And for some reason, he always talks about copping a pair of yeezys. That fucker.
by massokissed December 12, 2016
A brat that can't do anything in life. Someone who is lazy. Plays video games 24/7. Always blames there siblings on everything.
by A person that knows things January 23, 2019