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Eyob is an ancient myth which originated in Eastern Eritrea, and is defined as a rage monster who crashes cars behind tea shops.

And if you're lucky enough, an Eyob just might stab you with its tiny pointed tip penis, this is his only means of attack.
I didn't crash my car mom, it was an Eyob.

Mom I'm dying, I was stabbed by an Eyob.
by shomalamadingdongnigga January 19, 2014
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