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One who is lacking knowledge, motor skills, and over all people skills. Also known as village idiot. One who likes fat women, really ugly ones.
You see the size of the woman he's with, wow, that guy is such an Eyman, lets go kick him in the balls and giggle.
by badE6 June 19, 2009
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