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5.
Diarrhea into a large condom or large plastic bag, then abruptly squeeze onto the victims chest and or face splattering said liquid feces for nice chocolate surprise.
"Dude you just Exxon Valdezed on to your first date" what were you thinking??
by joseph Hazelwood March 28, 2007
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1.
Approximately 11 million gallons of oil- the amount of oil that leaked into waters off Alaska after the tanker hit a reef in 1989. Used as a unit of measure to guage other oil-related disasters.
The current flow rate of the Deepwater Horizon spill is giving us more that one Exxon Valdez per week.
by Rufus Toofus June 13, 2010
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to have diarrhea in a hot tub with other people in it.. or to "upper deck" a toilet with the hershey squirts.
Dude, I can't believe you exxon valdezed that hot tub! That was awesome!
by EBinAUSTIN November 14, 2006
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A real bad disaster. It is a shame this boat was broken cuz it had a real good name.
"Dude, is that oil?"
"Dude, Exxon Valdez has been here."
by Soiled Undergarment August 13, 2003
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4.
Union Jack's secret identity
Hello, Im Exxon Valdez, but by night, Im Union Jack!
by Ex-on-Val-dez May 05, 2003
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6.
A very hot and sexy female, usually exposing her arms, legs, and stomach.
Yo, exxon valdez, show us your boobs!
by Hickery Doc April 30, 2003
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