One who has never had sexual relations with another, but watches so much porn that he/she knows everything about sex.
Girl:I had sex with Biff yesterday*blushes*
Girl2:You did? Was he completely helpless?
Girl:No he played my pussy like a fiddle..it..was..
amazing.
Girl2:Guess he's a expert virgin huh?
Girl2:You did? Was he completely helpless?
Girl:No he played my pussy like a fiddle..it..was..
amazing.
Girl2:Guess he's a expert virgin huh?
by pussypunchingpenis July 12, 2008
Someone who jacks off a lot. Originates from the term "mastrubater", which sounds a lot like "master baiter".
Q "Dude, why is your roommate talking to that hot chick Jenny on the phone in the bathroom?"
A "What can I say, dude- he's a real expert fisherman"
A "What can I say, dude- he's a real expert fisherman"
by ffokcaj August 5, 2010
A jack of some trades, a jerk off of all of them. Not necessarily a bad thing, but to be a soft expert is to be someone who knows a little about everything. I myself am a soft expert.
A soft expert typically has an IQ closer to the boiling point of water, rather room temperature like his peers.
A soft expert typically has an IQ closer to the boiling point of water, rather room temperature like his peers.
“Yo that kid Nick is kind of a jerkoff.”
“Yeah, at times he refers to himself in the third person, and claims to be a soft expert whenever we’re at a party talking about a subject and he spouts off more knowledge than anyone else.”
“He should really work on it, but he’s usually right about everything he fucking says”
“Yeah, at times he refers to himself in the third person, and claims to be a soft expert whenever we’re at a party talking about a subject and he spouts off more knowledge than anyone else.”
“He should really work on it, but he’s usually right about everything he fucking says”
by YungGucci April 15, 2021
Someone who looks up a word or a fact on a search engine, such as {Google}, looks at a few articles or definitions, mostly on {Wikipedia}, and decides they now know everything about it.
Person one: "Whoa. So now Jason started an argument with me about which of the American Presidents are the best and worst. Yesterday, he didn't know anything about them."
Person two: "He {Googled} them, obviously."
Person one: "you're right. He's become an instant expert."
Person two: "He {Googled} them, obviously."
Person one: "you're right. He's become an instant expert."
by Astor G. February 20, 2008
noun: in conversation this person believes they are well versed in a topic or subject, when they actually don't know shiat.
by Bob Dolemite May 14, 2007
1. An expert in the semantics of draping a towel, or cloth in front of ones genitals.
2. The art of 'hacking' or 'taking control' of someone's Dailybooth account.
3. Becci is a fine example of a professional 'Draper'. She loves to dangle things in front of her genitals... It turns her on!
2. The art of 'hacking' or 'taking control' of someone's Dailybooth account.
3. Becci is a fine example of a professional 'Draper'. She loves to dangle things in front of her genitals... It turns her on!
by McBousche January 17, 2011
An expert in some specialist field that is usually consulted in irregular brief meetings, traditionally over a cup of coffee. They vary from incredibly useful and valuable to heartbreakingly incompetent.
Often occur as management pets, and are most frequently spotted around pending disasters.
Often occur as management pets, and are most frequently spotted around pending disasters.
"Damn, we can't route this cabling without moving that duct."
"Can we do that?"
"I don't know. Another one for the coffee expert?"
"Yep, I'll set it up."
"Can we do that?"
"I don't know. Another one for the coffee expert?"
"Yep, I'll set it up."
by conradjohn February 26, 2010