Look at these two dorks riding around in a convertible in the Expedia commercial like they own the town. That's what the people that changed the slogan of Blue Cross Blue Shield to "We Resolve to have your back" actually look like. That makes you feel real safe and secure knowing that weasel Percy and her friend Jasper are going to call up their friend Horace to intervene if you have any problems, so that nothing bad will happen to you.
by The Original Agahnim January 26, 2022
Look at these two dorks riding around town like they own the place in their convertible in this Expedia commercial. Is that really what you want your vacation to be like, a low budget/frequency imitation of Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas mixed with Hangover except without the drug induced hallucinations or booze? (drinking even made the guy with the glasses in Hangover seem much cooler than he actually was in real life) What kind of adventure is that? It's about as plain as it gets.
by The Original Agahnim January 26, 2022