excrementos
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excrementos by senorguitarra May 17, 2012
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emitment
An emitment is an agreement between two females that it is okay to use a specific guy for sexual pleasure, that the other has previously dated/had sex with. An emitment is made to avoid frustrations and unnecessary jealousy/possesiveness and keep the friendship civil. The best emitments are greeted with a high five and a "DICK SISSES!" shout to celebrate the mutual conquest of that one hot piece of ass.
Girl 1: How do you feel about Brad???
Girl 2: OMG he's so hot!!! I already tapped his dick juice
Girl 1: Really??? Is it good?? Can I have some too???
Girl 2: Sure bbycakez go ahead! His clitlicking game is out of this world!!!
Girl 1: Damn girrrrrl, can't wait to share my experience with you! So we have an emitment now!
Both girls: DICK SISSES!
Girl 2: OMG he's so hot!!! I already tapped his dick juice
Girl 1: Really??? Is it good?? Can I have some too???
Girl 2: Sure bbycakez go ahead! His clitlicking game is out of this world!!!
Girl 1: Damn girrrrrl, can't wait to share my experience with you! So we have an emitment now!
Both girls: DICK SISSES!
Related Words
pickled excrement
A large pickle jar that you fill with piss. Then, every time you have to take a shit, you do it into the jar. After approximately 10 turds, the jar resembles a jar of pickles, except that it is meat pickles. Then you just go ahead and bust it on someone's car or house.
PEDESTRIAN: Officer, I don't know what happened. There's shit and piss and busted glass all over my grandmother's car.
OFFICER: Yeah, it looks like pickled excrement.
OFFICER: Yeah, it looks like pickled excrement.
pickled excrement by chork December 3, 2005
Excitement Fluid
Excitement Fluid by Thefirstboyscout June 28, 2013
The excrement made physical contact with a hydro-electric powered oscillating air current distribution device
The origin of "The shit hit the fan".
Excrementally
Excrementally by TruculentPug September 7, 2008
Excrementuously
a) A dialog that increasingly, progressively and exponentially takes a crappy path.
b) To add emphasis to something truly unpleasant…
c) To express disproval on a future choice or choices.
b) To add emphasis to something truly unpleasant…
c) To express disproval on a future choice or choices.
a)
You: Tell me please!
You: You know I always love to hear about you.
Me: I’d better not…
You: I want to know why you thought it was romantic…
Me: Fine…
Me: Today, I unloaded the biggest dump ever!
You: Were you also with diarrhea?
Me: I wish I were…
Me: My shit was hard and thick…
Me: It felt like Cartman’s alien probe…
You: O’rly?
b)
Me: Yeah, my ass still aches excrementuously…
Me: Can we change the topic?
c)
You: Sure…
You: You know I got this amazing Macbook right?
Me: How could I ever forget…?
You: Well, now I am thinking on either getting an Ipod or an Iphone…
You: What do you think?
Me: Thee god, I don’t know why you ask about the Iwhatevers.
Me: I think it is escrementuously obvious!
You: Tell me please!
You: You know I always love to hear about you.
Me: I’d better not…
You: I want to know why you thought it was romantic…
Me: Fine…
Me: Today, I unloaded the biggest dump ever!
You: Were you also with diarrhea?
Me: I wish I were…
Me: My shit was hard and thick…
Me: It felt like Cartman’s alien probe…
You: O’rly?
b)
Me: Yeah, my ass still aches excrementuously…
Me: Can we change the topic?
c)
You: Sure…
You: You know I got this amazing Macbook right?
Me: How could I ever forget…?
You: Well, now I am thinking on either getting an Ipod or an Iphone…
You: What do you think?
Me: Thee god, I don’t know why you ask about the Iwhatevers.
Me: I think it is escrementuously obvious!
Excrementuously by Evolingualways July 28, 2009