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When my mother-in-law started repeating herself for the tenth time, I pressed flash on my cordless phone and pretending to have an important business call incoming. It was a sucessful evoidance tactic that I plan to use more of.
When Bill heard the his girlfriend's car outside, he used the remote control to mute the audio on the CD, thereby evoiding her with the appearance of a quiet, unoccupied house and gaining a free pass for the day.
evoid by Deb77 November 11, 2005
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To avoid someone using some form of technology like your phone or headphones
I asked him a question and he evoided me again
evoid by Lucien Lew August 30, 2025

whorensic evidence

1. The belongings left behind by person after a meaningful one night stand. Generally female in nature, but can go for man whores too. Women mostly because should she actually like the guy may she want to have a reason to come back or may simply be marking her territory. If neither of those is the case, she is just an absent minded jezebel, who may be losing items at many different locations.

2. The bodily injuries incurred after a night of fornication...ie, hickies, scratches on back, bite marks, rug burn on the knees, bruised forehead, etc. Usually unwanted by the said defendant, as they will be questioned by the significant other, or just the other usuals who are unaware of multiple whoriffic activities.
That girl I left the club with last night, she left her bra, jacket, and earrings at my place. I need to get rid of the "whorensic evidence" before my parents get here.

Man, I think I'm gonna have to start a lost and found box for all this "whorensic evidence."

Hung Jury - Hard Evidence 

This is a great title for a trial based porn movie!
Dick Bottoms and Ben Dover starred in Hung Jury - Hard Evidence.

firm evidence 

1. Proof that an individual, group, or organization has performed some act. Something not to always be taken at face value.
2. The favorite excuse of the current administration for taking action, especially against others.
When Rice says firm evidence, people say "Haven't we heard this one before?"
firm evidence by jesster79 March 1, 2005
A term coined to describe obsessed Southampton football fans (also known as scummers) by their historically vastly more successful neighbours, Portsmouth.

It is basically a mixture of Envious and Devoid, describing a scummer who is so envious of Pompey's history, fans, League and Cup successes - whilst devoid of any individual personality or meaningful success of his own team - that he is instead obsessed with anything and everything that happens at Pompey.

Basically an obsessive online keyboard-warrior.
Hark at that bunch of keyboard warrior envoids who are swamping the Pompey message boards - they are obsessed, mate!

'Ere Bob, did you see that dinny scummer envoid on the News site the other day? The little pony fiddler was so obsessed with Pompey news that he has created 20 different log-on addresses just to make the same, inane points and to look like he has friends!
envoid by GarethA February 18, 2013