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(verb) to produce something extraordinary in a short period of time; or
(verb) to procrastinate up to the last minute, beat the deadline by a hairline and yet not appear rushed or flustered; or
(adjective) a wonderful boyfriend and a super dad.
The deadline is in 2 hours, so imma evert this paper.

He's so evert! He finds time to play with his son despite his busy schedule.
by girlbackpacker September 05, 2012
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usually a man with big heart. Evert is a man of many great emotions.
"he is being such an evert. He tells me all of his feelings directly and i don't need to guess anything"
by dennycrane December 02, 2011
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crapping in public / passing solids in the street
Lads go without me i need Evert - drop off the kids at the park
by westside1234 February 17, 2009
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A swaggy motherfucker who likes to smoke weed and fuck bitches
Evert is a stoner
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A small or petite man, usually homosexual, who would like to think that they are the center of attention and the star. These people usually wind up becoming hobos.
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by thejak November 10, 2009
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