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1.
Electronic Vagina.
Not to be confused with Epeen.
An evag is referred to the "smallness" of your vagina, rather than "largeness" with epeen.

An evag is given to us because men are always acknowledged instead of women.
:)
Girl: Why do guys get an epeen?! Why can't we have an evag?
Girl 2: We will now!

Boy: Ey, wanna see mah epeen? It's PRETTEH BIG if you know what I mean!
Girl: No. My evag is pretty small though.
by Eoeho June 02, 2008
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2.
Electronic Vagina.
Not to be confused with Epeen.
An evag is referred to the "smallness" of your vagina, rather than "largeness" with epeen.

An evag is given to us because men are always acknowledged instead of women.
:)
Girl: Why do guys get an epeen?! Why can't we have an evag?
Girl 2: We will now!

Boy: Ey, wanna see mah epeen? It's PRETTEH BIG if you know what I mean!
Girl: No. My evag is pretty small though.
by Eoeho June 02, 2008
22 4
 
3.
Electronic Vagina. A male participant in an online setting (i.e. an online game) that assumes a female identity or avatar; typically with the intention to trick a white knight into providing them with things for free.
Gamer1: "Did you just give them all your money?"

Gamer2: "Yeah I think she's totally into me."

Gamer1: "That was a guy... You just got scammed by that evag! lol"
by Unsc3n3 June 15, 2010
4 2