Shes the perfect house wife material and will make you pancakes while she beats you up with a pan like rapunzel or sm. shes a stupid Canadian with maple syrup or some shit. shes so white like the color of my walls. she will never leave her perfect husband and will work to impress men cause shes super straight.
by pee_lover November 26, 2021
when she does a really big poo!!!!!!!!!!!!!! she is always so so so stanky and farts one everyone she comes across
stinky eva lets out a stanky poo
by joemima May 3, 2023
Eva Luna is the cutest, funniest, most beautiful and intelligent girl you’ll ever meet. You’re most likely to find her saving hurt animals or helping old people with crossing the street.
If you ever meet a Eva Luna, you should count your lucky stars and never let her go, she will be the best friend you’ll ever have.
If you ever meet a Eva Luna, you should count your lucky stars and never let her go, she will be the best friend you’ll ever have.
‘Hey, who was that amazingly funny hottie we met the other day while cleaning the beach for charity?’
‘Oh, that was Eva Luna.’
‘Oh, that was Eva Luna.’
by Girlwithapassionforturtles November 21, 2021
A female individual that always has a penis in her schoolbag to write her sad little poems with.
I'm sorry - isek zobbi
I'm sorry - isek zobbi
Dude: yo can we buy a pizza?
Dude 2: Shut the fuck up
Dude: Why? I just want a pizza
Dude 2: I said shut the fuck up, Eva Brannon
Dude: Why did you have to do me like that
Dude 2: Shut the fuck up
Dude: Why? I just want a pizza
Dude 2: I said shut the fuck up, Eva Brannon
Dude: Why did you have to do me like that
by Murerdaw April 11, 2020