Mediocre performers, crappy songs, but for some strange reason massive loads of fun - even if you're not a flaming homosexual.
Digg-loo, diggi-lei
by bllah January 9, 2004
A massive gay pride parade of European music featuring too many oversized flags, flying bearded ladies, epic sax guys, animated stick people, hot guys, sexy girls, Australia, smoke machines, wind machines, 'perfect' vocals, catwalks, fire and hosts that can't host.
"The Eurovision Song Contest is an annual event in which different European countries - and for whatever reason Australia - send their worst singers to sing their worst song with the worst staging and whoever was least terrible will win. This is usually Sweden because they care way too much about this contest.
In conclusion, it is an annual gay pride festival with lots of pretty colours and Australia.
Enjoy at your own peril."
In conclusion, it is an annual gay pride festival with lots of pretty colours and Australia.
Enjoy at your own peril."
by #PROTECT.LENA.L-M.2K16 May 6, 2016
Eurovision Song Contest (or just Eurovision) is an annual song contest which takes place every year since the beginning in 1956. It's an European song contest and the participants are only countries from Europe. (Except Israel and Australia) Every country needs to select one of their artist and song to represent them in the contest. Eurovision usually takes place in May. There are two semi-finals and one grand final. The countries who qualify from the semi-finals (max. 10 from each semi-final) are going to the grand final and they have chance to win Eurovision. There are also countries who automatically qualify for the final: Italy, Spain,Uk, France and Germany. (also popular as the big 5) + the host country. The country that won the previous year is the host of the next Eurovision. Every year Eurovision Song Contest has new logo, slogan and theme song. The limit of participating countries is 43. In 2016 Eurovision reached 200 million viewers.
You may haven't heard about Eurovision before, but for sure you know some songs which are from the contest. Eurovision the best contest ever. It's not only a competition. Eurovision is worth to watch!
You may haven't heard about Eurovision before, but for sure you know some songs which are from the contest. Eurovision the best contest ever. It's not only a competition. Eurovision is worth to watch!
by escloverxoxo April 17, 2018
by squid puffs October 15, 2019
Eurovision is a music contest which is just political it features a bunch of idiotic singers from Europe. Eurovision destroys careers even more, even been featured on there you will be known as a reject never to appear on TV again. Sadly the voting is fixed and countries such as the United Kingdom will not win cause the rest of Europe know it is a better country with a whole lot more talent. It features a whole load of homosexual people an example from that is Ukraine from Eurovision 2007.
The United Kingdom is better then the whole of Europe which they already know just in Eurovision they find it funny to get one over us.
by rkolegends May 27, 2008
A crapy contest of unknown dumb-ass signers who think they are cool, the whole Europe can see them.
Nevertheless, hosting this stupid singers' competition is good for advertising "developing" countries like Turkey (in 2004) and Ukraine (2005).
By the way, Ukraine is now hosting the 50th Eurovision contest, and it should ve the best of all.
Nevertheless, hosting this stupid singers' competition is good for advertising "developing" countries like Turkey (in 2004) and Ukraine (2005).
By the way, Ukraine is now hosting the 50th Eurovision contest, and it should ve the best of all.
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by KroLL May 13, 2005