Ethiopian dart

Noun.

A common spitball with the addition of a toothpick inserted into the wad of paper. Most often employed as a weapon in Ethiopia to poach sand.

Ethiopian darts send hundreds of victims to the ER every year.

by TurdFergusen November 14, 2011

ethiopian roulette

When you aren't sure if the food in the fridge is still good but you're too cheap to throw it away and eat it anyway.

I played and lost Ethiopian Roulette last night. Eating ancient pepperoni from the back of the fridge is just asking for a prolapse.

by rocky-roadhouse-icecream March 22, 2016

ethiopian cigar

well, you have probably heard of a cuban cigar, but ethiopians cant afford them, so they make their own. its where someone shits into snake skin and smokes it.

Dude i Smoked so much weed last night

Dude i snorted so much cocaine last night

Dude i smoked the biggest ethiopian cigar last night

by Carl Ystermski August 7, 2008

Ethiopian sunrise

When a person wearing black underwear cums through them onto a person's face.

"Last nIght he woke up his girlfriend by giving her an Ethiopian sunrise."
"Sound sick!"

by james cooper o'hpulihan September 21, 2008

Ethiopian Boredom Dance

Another phrase that means sex. As heard on Drawn Together in season 3 episode 11.

Foxxy: Now why come I can't stop doing the Ethiopian Boredom Dance.

by unknown69a January 23, 2011

Ethiopian Bubble Bath

The act of farting in a mud puddle - the poor man's take on first world bubble cleansing.

"Who needs plumbing when I can share an ethiopian bubble bath with my bitch"

by Rizz of Ozz April 5, 2017

Ethiopian Girls And Women

The most attractive african women in the world. Usually are mistaken for being african americans mixed with other races such as white and hispanics, and indians. But no, we are just ethiopian girls.Usually have straight beautiful teeth with long , long hair resembling hair of white or hawaian hair. Many are thick and many are curvy, but usually never fat...Sexy beasts...with seductive eyes....and are very educated.. and are very sweet and kindhearted....We usually like to separated ourselves from the african american culture and ideals because they dont agree with our culture at all......we have HUGE differences...and dont like to make ourselves associtated with them

Example One:
Jason:Hey did you see that girl over by the bar

Carl: Yea she's ethiopian

Jason: WHat the heck is that?

CArl: She's african

Jason: Dude i totally thought she was white mixed with black! Dude she's gorgeous!

CArl: YEa i know, i wouldnt mind tapping that all night!! thats how ethiopian girls and women are...gorgeous

by sexy mixed mami June 24, 2009