Ethiopian Xbox

The act of taking a gay guy, plugging them into your TV through their thick meaty cake, and using their erect shlong to play Pac-man

guy #1: Hey wanna play call of duty?
guy #2: Sorry I only have an Ethiopian Xbox
guy#1: What does that mean?
guy#2: It means your dad is busy

by Zeroisbeyond February 16, 2022

Ethiopian pizza

A sexual fetish when one partner creates a pizza like structure on their stomach with his or her bodily wastes. The other partner proceeds to eat this pizza and then proclaims his/ her africain dominance

I made an Ethiopian pizza for my wife lay nightt

by Touch my tender asshole July 11, 2015

ethiopian sunglasses

When a girl is laying down.
A man puts his balls in front of her eyes.

Jim! Why did you put your balls in my face while I was tanning?

Well Kelly, because ethiopian sunglasses are funny!

by Frankduhtank August 12, 2008

Ethiopian Earthquake

when an Ethiopian man has sex with some random girl in the next room, or in the back of your car while you are in the front seat.

Alex: dude you look tired

Lucas: yeah there was an Ethiopian Earthquake in my car last night

by Bennz February 2, 2010

Albino Ethiopian

Preferred term for a skinny white guy.

Brian: Man, you are sooo white and skinny!
Tyler: I'm just an albino Ethiopian...

by Skinny Ass Giant January 23, 2009

Ethiopian Snowshower

Having prepared by placing a spaghetti strainer or similar object underneath your bed, you pull out of your sexual partner's mouth just prior to orgasm, hold the spaghetti strainer just above his/her head, and release into it.

"Yea, while getting a blowjob during Legally Blonde 2 last night, I totally gave her an Ethiopian Snowshower."

by Gektei February 19, 2010

Ethiopian Shower

1. The act of having nothing at all cascading down upon you. In fact, the act of having nothing at all. Being void of all material things.

2. Showering under a donkey or camel penis.

"Bill got his house reposessed. Man, he got ethiopian showered hardcore."

"When I wake up in the morning I take an ethiopian shower under Kalukio, the tribal donkey, to prepare me for the day." said Malikwa the tribe leader.

by Semen Receptacle October 9, 2003