1) Get a giant pot of mustard

2) pour it into the japseye of the man

3) Have sex until the man jizzes

4) squeeze the mustard out of the fanny onto the mans dick while he holds a hotdog bun either side
man: hey do u wana try something
woman: erm it depends what it is

man: its the ethiopian hot dog
woman: yes! i love the ethiopian hotdog
by TOM THE SEXY BAAAAAASTARD!! August 2, 2021
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When someone who is starving tries to take a shit on your chest, but is unable.
I took an ethiopian steamer on her chest before dying from starvation.
by asdf;lkji January 23, 2022
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