Eteo 

A large red haired mammal, large in stature with an extremely miniature head. An oversized snout defines this extremely masculine being.

This mammal feels no emotions besides anger and rage. At the drop of a pin, it will turn on you and is even likely to to stab you in the back while you are eating christmas dinner. The Eteo does not celebrate holidays.

The large Eteo charged at me with a fierce gruesome warcry, trampling those who got in it's way, and laying small explosives behind him

Eteo by King Johnathon January 13, 2010

ETEO 

An abbreviation for the term "exclusive to each other", meaning to be like a couple and act like one but not actually be in a relationship together. You are allowed to be intimate with one another and even engage in sexual activities if you so wish, just like a couple. But you're not a couple, you're ETEO. And no it's not the same as being friends with benefits.

Person A: sooo what how did it go with him??

Person B: umm yeahh so we kissed and slept togetherr, he was telling me how he loves me and it was amazing

Person A: woahhh so you're together now??

Person B: nahh we aren't

Person A: But but u just said you kissed and everything...

Person B: yeahh I know but we're not together

Person A: Sooo you're like friends with benefits??

Person B: Omgg nooo no way. We're ETEO, exclusive to each other. And only each other.

Person A: Oh yeah... Makes sense...happy for you

Yupp makes complete sense.

ETEO by IMMAweirdo November 3, 2018

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012