Kissing using their dicks. Touching of two dicks.
I just got Estonian kissed by John. FML!!!
by Red dead redemption February 1, 2016
Get the Estonian Kiss mug.
An orchestral manoeuvre whereby one achieves maximum clarity and volume on the double bass by pressing one's knee in the back of the instrument. This in turn pushes the string into the left hand thereby producing a voluminous sound.
"Fuck man, Jaan keeps initiating the Estonian Spit Roast on his bass. The poor fucker is getting bruised like crazy!"
by B$$Lad May 12, 2015
Get the estonian spit roast mug.
This is where the female steps behind the man, kneels behind him, and eats his asshole while uppercutting his ball sack. A variation of this consist of pulling on his schlong till he squeels like a dolphin verses eating his cornhole.
Jenny is a freak. She loved giving the Estonian Reach Around to me.
by Mishka-Moondog August 30, 2012
Get the Estonian Reach Around mug.
National slap Estonian day is celebrated on the 2nd of September.

To take part you need to smack an Estonian. Sound easy? Thought so. Every tribute helps.
I am going to get rid of the sludge that is Estonia by slapping an estonian on Slap Estonian Day
by MajimaOwO August 22, 2022
Get the Slap Estonian day mug.
An individual from the armpit of Eastern Europe, Often tries to micro manage each and all situations, and is in most part disliked by all.
I wish Martin Kuustic would quit being such an Estonian Cheese Mongrel.
by The Ugly Truth November 18, 2009
Get the Estonian Cheese Mongrel mug.
When you squeem your ejaculate and crack an egg in a cup and chug it to completion, whilst aggressively beating off locking eyes with an Estonian woman.
Hey shorty wanna watch me drank a fat Estonian Egg Nog? I’m feeling frisky… Katwiiiiiii
by LubedUpLarry_xxx April 6, 2022
Get the Estonian Egg Nog mug.
Thomas: hey, what is that mental illness you told me you have?
Kadri: I am Estonian
Thomas: Holy shit get the FUCK away from me!
by Sakivsiil October 20, 2023
Get the Estonian mug.